Dr.: "I want to you wear a boot and use crutches as you may have a hairline fracture."
Me: "Uh, I have two kids under the age of 3. But all I really do all day is sit and watch soaps and eat bon bons."
Dr: "Oh, not gonna happen. Whelp, here is an ace bandage, good luck."
I managed to pack up the dish set. Progress, albeit slow.